For some reason, 4-year-old Asher has started calling his daddy “Gabe.”
I expect this maybe in the teen years, but at 4?
Seems a tad…precocious.
It’s not terribly disturbing alone, but the fact is, it’s arrived right along with some other “Oedipal”-oriented behavior.
Asher comes down the stairs in the morning and Gabe says, “Good morning, Asher.”
Asher says, “I’m not talking to you.”
Gabe says, “All I said was ‘Good morning, Asher.’
Asher exclaims, “Say it ONE time!” (Which is something we say to him to keep him from repeating himself ad nauseam.)
At the dinner table, Gabe asks Asher, “What did you do today, Asher?”
To which Asher replies, “I’m talking to Mommy right now!”
Or Gabe asks his son, “Can I have a kiss?”
And Asher responds by going, “Shhhhh!”
And then, “I say shhhh!”
And just as often, he says, “No!” followed by, “I give Mommy a kiss!”
He almost never talks this sass to me.
And quite frankly, we’re not certain how to handle it.
We’ve tried telling him not to shush grown-ups.
We’ve tried explaining that he’s hurting daddy’s feelings.
Gabe has tried spending more time with him in case it’s a reaction to how busy Daddy is with work.
We’ve tried the naughty step.
We’ve tried asking him how he would feel if someone said that to him.
Problem solved?
Nope.
Problem decidedly still there.
What would you do?
I know there are people reading this right now who are saying something like, “I’d take my belt off and smack him into next week next time he talked to me like that.”
But as a kid who grew up being spanked, I just don’t think it works. Well, maybe it works, but not in the way I want. It’ll certainly scare a kid into not doing something. But there has to be a better way than filling a kid with fear of the back of your hand.
Unfortunately, I just can’t think of it right now.
But somewhere there’s a solution and I need to find it because somebody around here is going to have to start calling Gabe “Daddy” again. And I really, really hope it’s not me.